Tits n Tyres | Antimatter Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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Get ready to rev your engines and unleash the humor,
With the one and only "Tits n Tyres" T-shirt, a humorous rumor.

Made from Antimatter's heavyweight fabric, it's built to last,
And it'll have you turning heads, driving by fast.

Picture this: a bold design that's cheeky and fun,
Featuring two iconic symbols that make everyone's heart run.
On one side, you've got a pair of lovely, luscious "tits",
And on the other, some badass "tyres" that never quits.

It's a clever play on words that'll make you chuckle and grin,
As you proudly wear this shirt and let the laughter begin.
The "tits" represent beauty, allure, and curves so fine,
While the "tyres" symbolize speed, power, and a wild drive.

But hey, let's be clear, it's all in good fun and jest,
Just a playful combination that puts your humor to the test.
So, wear it with confidence and let the world see,
That you've got a sense of humor as wild as can be.

The Antimatter Heavyweight fabric ensures a comfortable fit,
So you can rock this shirt and never want to quit.
Whether you're at a car meet or cruising down the street,
The "Tits n Tyres" T-shirt is a statement you'll repeat.

So, embrace the laughter and the joy it brings,
With the "Tits n Tyres" shirt, you'll be the king of funny things.
And remember, it's all about spreading smiles and good vibes,
With a touch of humor and a love for fast rides.

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability
  • This product is made on demand
  • No minimums

Created Locally Worldwide

  • Printed and shipped on demand.
  • Orders are processed through our partners at Gelato. Faster, smarter, greener.
  • 10M+ print orders fulfilled, over 12 years experience
  • Orders produced locally, in 32 countries reducing carbon emissions
  • 72hrs most orders are delivered within three days

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