Tits n Tires | Antimatter Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Tits n Tires | Antimatter Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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Listen up, folks, 'cause I've got something hilarious to share,
It's the "If it's got Tits n Tires, it's trouble" T-shirt, beyond compare.

Crafted with Antimatter's heavyweight fabric, it's built to endure,
And it'll have you chuckling, that's for sure.

Now, picture this catchy phrase written in bold,
A humorous twist that'll make your story unfold.
You see, when it comes to cars and women, they say,
If there are "tits" and "tires," be prepared for a wild display.

We all know that fast cars and beautiful ladies can be quite a thrill,
But when combined, they can also bring some mischief and spill.
With this shirt, you're warning the world about the fun and danger,
That comes with the irresistible allure of wheels and a curvaceous stranger.

It's a playful statement, a humorous tale,
That lets everyone know you're not one to bail.
Whether it's a hot rod or a sassy lady by your side,
You're up for an adventure, ready to take a wild ride.

The Antimatter Heavyweight fabric ensures a comfortable feel,
So you can rock this shirt and let the laughter peel.
Whether you're at a car show or out on the town,
This shirt will have heads turning all around.

So, embrace the humor and wear it with pride,
The "If it's got Tits n Tires, it's trouble" T-shirt by your side.
Just remember, it's all in good fun and jest,
A witty reminder that life's meant to be enjoyed, not stressed.

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability
  • This product is made on demand
  • No minimums

Created Locally Worldwide

  • Printed and shipped on demand.
  • Orders are processed through our partners at Gelato. Faster, smarter, greener.
  • 10M+ print orders fulfilled, over 12 years experience
  • Orders produced locally, in 32 countries reducing carbon emissions
  • 72hrs most orders are delivered within three days

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